Tom Highway (President)


Tom Highway

Position: President
Formally known as: “Presi”
Favorite warship: HMS Norköpping-Has
Favourite soccer team: FC Züri Südkurve
Special abilities: Frauendiplomatie
Awards: Schwarzer Samariter für falsch verstandene Nächstenliebe
Mount: Pair of foot

What does your name mean?
That i’m the president of the bonecrushing, beer-drinking, denim-wearing, air guitar playing, stage diving, bar grinding, table dancing, head-banging, platonic gang banging, daughter slaughtering, motorcycle racing, local homosexual anti-christ union: Turbojugend Maiengrün, Dude!